Has it been 5 years?

We celebrated our 5-year wedding anniversary on Friday night. In our usual romantic way we enjoyed a peaceful candlelit dinner at the golden arches followed by an early evening to bed. I did remember to give Amy a present. Who decided what the traditional and modern gifts would be any ways? I went with the traditional gift of wood. When I told Amy that I stuck with the traditional theme of wood she looked at me and said "I get a traditional gift all the time, what is special about that". Even my perverted mind didn't go there. I figured these shoes would remind us of our time in Holland and our 5-year anniversary. Amy proceeded to tell me that one of the shoes was for me and the other was for her because she didn't get me anything. Good thing I am an understanding guy! She also reminded me that next year was our 20th anniversary of first dating. She thinks that she deserves a gift for that. I don't have the heart to tell her that the traditional gift is china and she has to wait until her 60th anniversary to get the traditional gift of diamonds. Well - Now she knows.